Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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