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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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