Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I look better un-naked...
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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