ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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