bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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