Ambien. No doubt about it.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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