I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
should my penis look like a turkey
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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