Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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