Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
he fucked my hip out of place.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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