Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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