I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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