just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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