omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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