How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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