Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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