she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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