She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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