I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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