I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so explain again why im purple
no
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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