WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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