I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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