If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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