Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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