I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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