He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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