in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
tell me about the eggs
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