What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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