okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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