I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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