Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize
