She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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