i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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