Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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