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i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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