i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
