You're my little dorito
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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