Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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