just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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