Kiss
Puke
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I would fuck him just for his dog
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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