You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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