oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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