And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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