Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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