I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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