Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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