At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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