My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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