that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You need a sexual gate keeper
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
