i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The feeling are messing with the penis
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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