Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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