Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Welp...herpes.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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