There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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