I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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